Tina Fey Move Over
October 3rd, 2008 by Bob Schwartz
Ok, this Sarah Palin look alike thing has gone too far. Tina Fey on SNL, Larry Flint’s worldwide search for a Palin porn look alike and now this.
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Photo Caption Fun
September 29th, 2008 by Bob Schwartz
In honor of John McCain again having to cover for his VP choice on policy issues, this time on Pakistan, I figured I would give everyone an opportunity to add a fitting caption to the photo below showing said VP candidate. I have added a few of my own.
- This is the amount of experience I would bring to the Vice Presidency…
- This is how much vetting I received before being chosen…
- This is how close my state is to Russia…
- This is how much of a chance I have of beating Joe Biden in a debate…
Photo courtesy of the National Enquirer from their story on Palin’s alleged affair with her husband’s former business partner.
The Challenge Ahead For Biden
September 28th, 2008 by Bob Schwartz
Now that the first Obama/McCain debate is in the books we can set our sights on the Vice Presidential debate on Thursday. So with that in mind here is a sample of what Joe Biden has waiting for him a few days from now.
UPDATE: Sarah Palin made another appearance on SNL last night in the guise of Tina Fey and it was absolutely hilarious not to mention dead on. Watch it:
So Who’s The Elitist?
August 22nd, 2008 by Bob Schwartz
Day 2 of housegate and the question remains, who is really the elitist again?
McCain, who huddled with advisors at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters. (emphasis mine)
At least somebody can still afford Starbucks these days…
UPDATE: Some hopefully more obvious McCain humor in honor of commentator GoMcCain
From Huffington:
If you can’t count how many homes you have, you might be a rich guy.
If you think it takes $5 million a year to be rich, you might be a rich guy.
If you think some people “are poor if they’re billionaires,” you might be a rich guy.
If you have a fireplace next to the outdoor spa in one of your mansions, you might be a rich guy.
If your plan to cut taxes on the wealthy would save your family $373,429 a year, you might be a rich guy.
Photoshop Fun
August 11th, 2008 by Bob Schwartz
PP over at the War College has been having fun with l3wis over at South Dacola over some Photoshop image manipulations and criticisms thereof. So not wanting to be outdone here is one of my own.
PP, I kid because I care.
Won’t Win You Friends
July 30th, 2008 by Bob Schwartz
This item, while funny to those that aren’t sitting (if you know what I mean) when they discover it, probably won’t win you new friends unless of course they have a very good sense of humor.
To gain access to the toliet paper you’ll have to work out how to undo the puzzle first. Just make sure you know how to undo the Don’t Pee Me Off before you feel the need to go.
(h/t - Gizmodo)
Religulous
July 23rd, 2008 by Bob Schwartz
For some reason I don’t think this movie will do well with the James Dobson or WorldNetDaily crowd but Bill Maher has a new documentary that puts Religion to the test.
Dubbed as an “uproarious nonfiction film about the greatest fiction ever told”, Religulous is a man on the street type documentary directed by Larry Charles of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” fame that has Maher exploring various world religions as he travels to numerous religious destinations, such as Jerusalem, the Vatican, and Salt Lake City, interviewing believers from a variety of backgrounds and groups.
Maher has also started his own belief.net parody website disbelief.net as part of the promotion for the movie that further satirizes various religious subjects and will surely cause some fireworks leading up to it’s October 3rd release.
I have the feeling that the back and forth banter over Ben Stein’s Expelled will pale in comparison with what is waiting for this movie.
If Today’s Democrats Were In Charge During Nixon Years
July 17th, 2008 by Bob Schwartz
In the wake of the announcement by Nancy Pelosi that she might allow Dennis Kucinich’s impeachment resolution to be debated, but not voted on, the following cartoon seemed to be right on the mark.
(h/t - Madfloridian)
The Clinton Debt Retirement Plan
July 15th, 2008 by Bob Schwartz
Since Barack Obama doesn’t seem too keen on helping his former foe retire her $20 million in campaign debt, Hillary Clinton has had to resort to plan B, selling trinkets. The flagship of her debt retirement plan, besides asking you to send money, is selling a $50 T-shirt that reads:
“For everyone who’s ever been counted out but refused to be knocked out and for everyone who works hard and never gives up, this one is for you!”
But maybe it should read:
“Because I was too stubborn to see the writing on the wall and concede earlier, I racked up this enormous debt that I am asking you my supporters to retire. And all your $50 gets you in return is this stinkin’ T-shirt”
I’d buy one of those.